Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
36. If there are no drunks at an MVA after midnight, keep looking, some one is missing.
That reminds me of a call back when I was riding on the ambulance at Station 31 in PG County Maryland.

We got dispatched for a stab wound at an MVA on Route 1. Well, we drove up and down and up and down Rte 1 but couldn't find a Motor Vehicle Accident. We radioed dispatch and they assured us that there was an MVA somewhere on that block on Rte 1. They even said that cops were already on the scene. Finally we noticed a darkened cop car in a parking lot - the parking lot of the MVA, as in Motor Vehicle Administration. After muttering a few choice words about the clueless folks at Communications we then went to treat the patient who was sitting on the steps of the Motor Vehicle Administration.

There should be another rule added: "Never trust a dispatcher to get any information right."