Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Freelander Sporrano** · 8th May 06, 08:04 AM

Don't wear your sporran as low as the new Dr Who

**auld argonian** · 8th May 06, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Freelander Sporrano

Don't wear your sporran as low as the new Dr Who.

Well look at the man! He has no waist...his body goes straight from chest to.....uh...."posterior".

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**GlassMan** · 8th May 06, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Freelander Sporrano

Don't wear your sporran as low as the new Dr Who

I sincerely hope he's got that sporran chain threaded through his belt loops, otherwise the darn thing is going to fall right off and the whole mess standing on the floor. He doesn't have seem to have a posterior. He's all torso and legs.

Way too skinny. Somebody give that man several servings of haggis.

**Schultz** · 8th May 06, 10:39 AM

I was too busy staring at the buxom blonde who was kind enough to escort this beanpole to whatever event they're attending to even comment on the new Doctor's attire.

Who is she?

**Caradoc** · 8th May 06, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Schultz

I was too busy staring at the buxom blonde who was kind enough to escort this beanpole to whatever event they're attending to even comment on the new Doctor's attire.

Who is she?

That appears to be Billie Piper, who plays "Rose Tyler" on Doctor Who.

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**ckelly327** · 8th May 06, 01:07 PM

She definitely has more hips than he does which is definitely not a bad thing.

**Tartan Hiker** · 8th May 06, 03:39 PM

I was so focused on the lovely lass that I almost forgot my question....

Is this thread nearing the all-time record for number of replies??? What is the record, anyway?