Just found this while looking for something else

[JackK]

1410 - Drinky MacDrunkard discovered how to make single malt scotch. He was then beaten to death by his neighbors when they found out they had to wait 12 years before they could drink it...

yeeks - Talk about tough neighborhoods

Jack

[Bill]

Now this is the way I heard it ... "In 1326 the locals saw a man out in the fields beatn' an swinging at a wee object wi' a stick an cursing an calling down all sort of impercations upon said wee object, they called it witchcraft, today we call it golf."

Bill

[bangkok kilt]

anyone ever see the robin williams standup bit on how golf was invented? pretty funny, of course vulgar (it's robin williams), and pretty un-PC, but still kinda funny.