Don't forget the everpresent silver lining here. No longer will you be a peon, trodden upon by the boot of corporate profits. No longer will you need to put in for vacation five months in advance, and go to work sick just so your boss can take off to the bahamas. No more worrying about saying or doing something that will get your fired.

you enjoy the freedom that most people are afraid to embrace.

I raise my flask to you!