Well, I was sitting in my local the other night and in walks nothing less than a Panda. He sat down at the bar nest to me and ordered a beer and a dinner special. I just sat there and stared. After he was finished eating, he finished off his beer, wiped his chin, then pulld out a pistol and started shooting the place up. After he finished off a clip, he headed for the door, without even a goodbye. The manager of the pub ran after him and asked" Whats going on?. The panda says, "I'm a Panda, man. Look it up". The stunned manager finds his dictionary, turns to the P's finds Panda. Panda: large chinese mammal, Indigenous to Mainland China, eats shoots and leaves."