I had a friend tell me a story over the weekend about his brother.

It was this man's first visit to an Orthodox Church. As he approached he saw three men, kilted, smoking, one with a patch over one eye, standing on the steps into the church.

His reaction? "What the heck am I doing?!?"

He did make it in, not only that local church, but eventually was Chrismated and received into the Orthodox Church.