A first....an interaction with a gaggle of teenage girls

[Alan H]

So I'm walking down the street, downtown in the shopping district and come acorss a gaggle of six teenage girls. Some of them look fine, a couple are doing the "I'm trouble" look with too much jewelry and makeup. The most over-made up of the bunch calls out, from 30 feet away. "You're my favorite person, now". To this I respond, "and you can be my favorite person until I get home! Sounds good?"

Four steps later, this one girls asks the underwear question, which is taken up,a nd expanded upon by the girl sitting on her lap. To this I respond " A lady wonders, a woman finds out for herself", and laughing, continue on my way. A third of a block later I hear a distant giggle, hear the quick footsteps and reach back to yank my kilt down just in time.

"But I didn't get to see!" she cries out!

My response....what if I did that to you? What if I walked up to you on the street and lifted your skirt up to see if you were wearing underwear? What would happen? I'd go to jail, is what would happen, so why is it all right for you to do the same thing to me?

Her response?

Understand that she's wearing really REALLY low-cut tight blue jeans, and a crop-top to show lots of stomach. ........... Well you already said I wasn't a lady....and you can SEE my underwear!

.......Which in fact, I could because her pants were so low that her thong was quite in plain sight, and not only that, but printed on it were the words of a very intimate invitation.

Figuring that I'd stopped her from lifting my kilt, but wondering what on earth she was thinking to wear clothes that displayed her thong at all, and to wear a thong that invited all onlookers who got close enough to get a slightly obtuse angle, to enjoy themselves inside them...I just kept on walking.

She appeared somewhat taken aback that I had stopped her fun. I hope she thinks twice the next time the girls egg her on and put her up to something she really shouldn't be doing. I think in a situation like this, there's no real way to be a gentleman, you just speak the level truth in no uncertain terms, and keep on walking.