Kilt No.60 Has Arrived!

[MacSimoin]

Brilliant, Ham, just brilliant! I've seen that kilt before but wasn't sure that I'd like it much but you do wear it well (go figure). Which reminds me...I posted this previously (slightly edited now) and since it seems to 'fit' this thread, I'll post it again:

I'm Too Sexy (For My Kilt)
Original Song By Right Said Fred
Kilted Variation Performed by Hamish, Lyrics By MacSimoin*

I'm too sexy for sgian dubhs too sexy for sgian dubhs
Sgian dubhs wanna cleave me

I'm too sexy for fly plaids too sexy for fly plaids
So sexy I’m mad
And I'm too sexy for my hose too sexy for my hose
Wan' shine my ghillie brogues

And I'm too sexy for your renn fair
Too sexy for your renn fair
No way I'm re-enacting

I'm no model you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I post another kilt here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for my trews too sexy for my trews
Too sexy to use
And I'm too sexy for cravats
Too sexy for cravats what'd ya think about that

I'm no model you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I shake my little tush here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cos’ my name is Hamish you know who I am
And I post another kilt here at Xmarks
Yeah here at Xmarks here at Xmarks yeah
I shake my little tush here at Xmarks

I'm too sexy for chain straps too sexy for chain straps
Poor sporran poor sporran flaps
I'm too sexy for your pants too sexy for your pants
Pants gotta to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this board.


*Hamish hasn't really ever performed this...at least not to my knowledge.