Quote Originally Posted by ronstew
I don't want to be downwind of that bonfire.
Speaking of bonfires...

DON'T back into a propane-fired space heater while wearing a kilt. Any kilt.

But especially don't do it wearing a poly or acrylic.

(We had to ship someone off to get the backs of his thighs debrided in the emergency room a few years back. Artificial fibers tend to melt and stick to skin.)