You Know It's Summer When.....

[Kilted KT]

Don't forget

~ You discover that the hood of your car replaces your grill at the cookout

~ You discover the soles of your shoes sticking to the road - because they are melting

~ You discover that everyone decides where they want to go based on how good their A/C is

~ You discover that the only way to reach the bottom of a can of beer while it is cold is to power-chug it

[Yaish]

~ kilted men stand over air conditioning vents. (found one of these at my friends house the other day. Stayed there a bit til I cooled off)

[Bill]

....The first water out of the garden hose could brew coffee.

Bill

[Caradoc]

~ You discover the soles of your shoes sticking to the road - because they are melting

~ You discover that everyone decides where they want to go based on how good their A/C is

...you discover that you don't find any of these amusing, because they're all true (because you live in Phoenix, AZ - where I *have* had shoes stick to the asphalt, and I *have* made destination choices based on their air conditioning.

One summer, I was working door-to-door in a three-piece wool suit when it hit 122 degrees F on the official thermometers.

That's 50 degrees C for you metric folks, but in metric or Fahrenheit, it's too bloody hot to be out walking the streets in a three-piece wool suit.

[Pour1Malt]

... e'erythin is green an bonny and a' the wee birds return an ya dinnae need a jeekit while hikin in the hills....

...an the sun is oop fraim 4am till 10pm.....

[Jerry]

You keep having to rescue the chickens because they keep trying to swim in the pond with the ducks.

You spray your black dog with the garden hose to cool her off and steam rises as the cool water hits her fur.

[Kilted KT]

...you discover that you don't find any of these amusing, because they're all true (because you live in Phoenix, AZ - where I *have* had shoes stick to the asphalt, and I *have* made destination choices based on their air conditioning.

One summer, I was working door-to-door in a three-piece wool suit when it hit 122 degrees F on the official thermometers.

That's 50 degrees C for you metric folks, but in metric or Fahrenheit, it's too bloody hot to be out walking the streets in a three-piece wool suit.

...Or you live in Tulsa, OK, where going outside in the months of July and August is considered a sign of clinical insanity...

[bubba]

when you go outside and keep a close watch out for bees, hornets and wasps.

[smaughazard]

...when you ALWAYS find a place to park on concrete if you want your motorcycle to remain upright (kickstands go through asphalt like a hot knife through butter).

...when going faster on the bike only makes you hotter.

...when you need sunscreen to walk form the porch to the mailbox.

...when the dog WANTS to take a bath.

[Mike1]

- when a field of popcorn starts popping right on the stalks and as it blows over onto the cows in the next field, they think it is snowing and all freeze to death.