Quote Originally Posted by Caradoc
...you discover that you don't find any of these amusing, because they're all true (because you live in Phoenix, AZ - where I *have* had shoes stick to the asphalt, and I *have* made destination choices based on their air conditioning.

One summer, I was working door-to-door in a three-piece wool suit when it hit 122 degrees F on the official thermometers.

That's 50 degrees C for you metric folks, but in metric or Fahrenheit, it's too bloody hot to be out walking the streets in a three-piece wool suit.

...Or you live in Tulsa, OK, where going outside in the months of July and August is considered a sign of clinical insanity...