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    billmcc
    Quote Originally Posted by pbpersson
    I AM PHIL - THE BRAVE DEFENDER OF THE UTTERLY CLUELESS!
    Yes, Phil, you are brave. However, there is no defense for the stupid things utterly clueless people do.

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    If you wore your kilt badkwards, you wouldnt know if you were coming or going

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    Phil mon...

    jus try tae put yur kilt oan back tae front....

    we will a' sit here an wait...


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    dae ya see why kiltwears are amazed that oiny yin wears it back tae front...?

    it is very hard tae put it oan that way....

    ai'm guessin they put it oan... then spin it roon back tae front... :rolleyes:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
    Phil mon...

    dae ya see why kiltwears are amazed that oiny yin wears it back tae front...?

    it is very hard tae put it oan that way....

    ai'm guessin they put it oan... then spin it roon back tae front... :rolleyes:

    Or they hold the kilt steady and spin around inside it. :rolleyes:

    Cheers! Bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Chi
    Or they hold the kilt steady and spin around inside it. :rolleyes:

    Cheers! Bill
    How many Xmarkers does it take to turn one of those clueless persons kilts around so it's on frontwards. Answer:

    Six. Two to hold the kilt and the otherr four to spin the guy around inside it. It also requires a lot of Single malt as "lubrication" for all involved.
    "A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
    Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.

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    Oh I thought it was two to hold the kilt, two to turn the person, and two who couldn't do anything because they were laughing so hard.

    DALE.

    You don't have to be Scottish to be comfortable!

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    If you put your kilt on backwards you're going to spend a lot of time fiddilin' with the buckles.

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    I'm sure there's a few of us X-markers that wouldn't tell the poor soul that he has it wrong in the first place. If the guy looked like a bit of a goof you would probably have fun following him around at a highland games to check out people ( that know the difference) reactions and to see how long it takes before someone tells him. Most of us would tell him in a way that would not embarass the poor soul too much. I'm sure some of us would see him 2 hours later and say " hey!!!, there's the bloke with his kilt on backwards" and probably point it out to a few others.

    Which one are you, would you tell him or just have a laugh.

    Kilted Stuart

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    Kilted KT is offline Membership Revoked for repeated rule violations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerMc
    How many Xmarkers does it take to turn one of those clueless persons kilts around so it's on frontwards. Answer:

    Six. Two to hold the kilt and the otherr four to spin the guy around inside it. It also requires a lot of Single malt as "lubrication" for all involved.

    wouldn't that total 10 then?

    two to hold the kilt
    four to spin the guy
    Pour1Malt for hold the scotch
    two to feed scotch to the others..
    one to keep everyone from laughing out loud at the back-to-front kilt...

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    I had never really examined how kilts were worn before I got my first one, but it just seemed to make sense that the opening should go to the front. I mean, how many men's garment can you think of that open in the back?

    Now, I could see a women making that assumption, since many of their skirts and other garments DO open in the back.

    Maybe that's the answer.

    "Honey, how does this go on?"

    "Well, my skirt opens in the back, so maybe that does to."
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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