Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Chi
Or they hold the kilt steady and spin around inside it. :rolleyes:

Cheers! Bill
How many Xmarkers does it take to turn one of those clueless persons kilts around so it's on frontwards. Answer:

Six. Two to hold the kilt and the otherr four to spin the guy around inside it. It also requires a lot of Single malt as "lubrication" for all involved.