When a Marine puts his hands in his pockets He is told to "Take off his Army Gloves
When A Soldier puts his hands in his pockets he is told To Take off his AirForce gloves."
When an Airman puts his hands in his pockets is he told to "take off his Navy gloves???" etc. etc.

When a kiltted gent tries puts his hands in his pockets he is laughed at......

On fitness: If you dont like the gym, look in to a new craze called Crossfit. It focuses on core strength with movements and excercises wich stimulate the heart and major muscle groups. I have not been this sore since the military.
the entire workiout is only 20 to 30 min long and it is a smoker..
"What does not kill me makes me stronger" Conan the Barbarian.