Quote Originally Posted by JerMc
How many Xmarkers does it take to turn one of those clueless persons kilts around so it's on frontwards. Answer:

Six. Two to hold the kilt and the otherr four to spin the guy around inside it. It also requires a lot of Single malt as "lubrication" for all involved.

wouldn't that total 10 then?

two to hold the kilt
four to spin the guy
Pour1Malt for hold the scotch
two to feed scotch to the others..
one to keep everyone from laughing out loud at the back-to-front kilt...