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30th June 06, 07:21 AM
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Some of these are almost Swifties*:
"Would you marry me?" Tom asked engagingly.
"You'll have to fill in the details," said Tom blankly.
"I want my bacon well-done," Tom said crisply.
"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head.
"I can no longer hear anything," said Tom deftly.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out.
* Anybody else remember the old Tom Swift books?
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