An ebay seller is hawking a worsted wool fly plaid in Holyrood for a measley $18.00. I've not bought it, because what the heck would I do with it? I mean, my Holyrood is a 5-yarder.

Then again, it would make a dandy wrap for my lady, unstitched,

No No No. No more tartan implements for the woman who won't wear tartan for any reasons, whatsoever. *sigh*