welcome to the rabble!

a few words of advice...

...be sure to share you scotch ( esp. with P1M and myself!)
...always ask Hamish for advice on how you are dressed BEFORE you leave the house...
...The kiltmakers here know everything you need to know about kilts...but only if you ask.
...Be wary of wild haggis and the "cardboard cutout" derek...they roam these parts and can be dangerous if not approached with care and a pint...
...Always wear the kilt proudly and with courage and honor...a whole lot of people died protecting the kilt (i.e. scotland), and even more fought to ensure that it is still here today.
...Before wearing a tartan, learn about the clan behind it so the kilt is less of an piece of clothing and more a piece of history.

oh, and most importantly...
DO NOT wear the kilt front to back!!!