'It's a Dress!'

[pbpersson]

skirts do not wrap around the waist; they are cylindrical, and are put on in a manner similar to that of trousers, and must be pulled up and buttoned/zipped. The kilt, however, is more or less a continuous piece of fabric that wraps around the waist. You don't put your legs into the kilt to don the garment, as you would trousers, or a skirt. Instead, it wraps around, no need to even lift a foot.
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Oh....I'm sorry....when I get my Utilikilts out of the washer I snap them together and pull them on when I'm going to wear them. When I take them off, I unsnap all the top snaps, pull them off, and then hang them in the closet pleats down.

Totally unsnapping the thing so it's this long piece of cloth seems way too complicated.