How do you kilt yourself?

[Panache]

KILTED IN THE MORNING

(1) Step out of shower open closet

(2) Stare

(3) Put on bathrobe and go to the kitchen to make coffee

(4) walk in front of closet

(5) Stare

(6) Go get more coffee

(7) Put on shirt

(8) Put on kilt

(9) Get more coffee

(10) Decide shirt doesn’t go with kilt

(11) Change shirt

(12) Get more coffee

(13) Look in mirror

(14) Decide that the first shirt would go better with a different kilt

(15) Change shirt

(16) Change kilt

(17) Get more coffee

(18) Put on belt

(19) Reconsider about the shirt

(20) Ignore sarcastic inquiry from wife if I intend to finishing dressing during this decade

(21) Get more coffee

(22) Put on hose

(23) Put on flashes

(24) Decide against those particular flashes, and take them off

(25) Coffee

(26) Change hose

(27) Put on different flashes

(28) put on sgian don’t

(29) Notice that I didn’t put on sporran

(30) Take off belt

(31) Put on sporran

(32) Put on belt

(32) Have second thoughts about the whole outfit

(33) Dodge various thrown objects from wife

(34) Walk into the kitchen ready to start the day! (Though I’m vaguely annoyed that someone has drunk all the coffee.)

[Aggie]

Wow! After all that coffee no. 35 must be a package of depends.

[Southern Breeze]

1.Feed cat, or face his wrath.
2.Make coffee.
3.Shirt
4.Underwear
5.Kilt
6.Hose
7.Flashes -only worn certain occaisions.
8.Shoes
9.Sporran
10. Jacket- only on certain occaisons.

What's exactly worn depends on where I'm going and the occaision.

[Paul Henry]

I almost always do the shirt
then socks
then shoes
and only then the kilt
followed by belt and sporran

I find it much easier to sort out the shoes before having to bend over and around the kilt!

[way2fractious]

Dressed up:

1. Underwear
2. Hose/flashes
3. Shoes
4. Skian dubh
5. Shirt
6. Tie
7. Kilt (already pinned)
8. Belt
9. Sporran
10. Load sporran
11. Jacket

Casual:

1. Underwear
2. T-shirt
3. Kilt
4. Socks (only if cold)
4. Sandals
5. Sporran (only as needed)
6a. Wide-brimmed hat (if sunny), or
6b. Coat (only if cold)

[Wompet]

1. Shirt
2. Kilt
3. Socks/hose (if worn)
4. Belt (if going out in public)
5. Sporran (if a pocket is going to be needed)
6. Footwear (if going outside)
7. Vest/jacket/coat (if necessary)
8. Dog (No, I don't wear the dog. But he's been sitting there for the last seven minutes wondering what's taking me so long.)

This is the "everyday" wear list. The items and order may change slightly to reflect formality and weather.

[Yaish]

My order varies somewhat, but it goes something like this:

Sportkilt Roll out of bed, toss on Sportkilt, walk to kitchen door.

Sandals Slip on sandals, let adult dogs out, feed puppies (who are out on the patio) This step usually takes some time, then the dogs go back in and I strip for the shower.

After Shower:

Shirt Usually a T-shirt, picked because a) it was clean b) it matches the kilt I plan to wear.

Kilt Most days a Utilikilt, sometimes a Stillwater. If its a SK, then I put on the shoes first.

Belt Half of my kilts always have a belt in them, if not, I put one on immediately

Socks/Shoes If I am wearing boots, then I first put on wool mountain climbing socks. After that the boots go on. During warm weather I usually just put sandals on my bare feet. (when wearing my stillwater, I always wear boots and they go on first)

Sporran Only if I am wearing the SK or UK leather.

Pager, Cellphone, Knife Always with me

Hat Could be a beret, balmoral, booney cap, or skullcap. Never a ballcap.

[Riverkilt]

Are Humans a curious mammal or what?

Underwear, IF I'm wearing any.

Kilt Hose, IF I'm wearing any

Shoes or sandals

Shirt

Belt into kilt loops.

Kilt

Vest, if any.

Ron

[GTRMAN]

Shirt
Kilt
Socks
Footwear.


I don't dress in "formal" kilt attire. I didn't like dressing up when I wore pants and I won't do so just because I wear kilts.. I dress for comfort..

[GMan]

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