How do you kilt yourself?

**Woodsheal** · 25th July 06, 06:18 PM

I haven't kilt myself yet, but if I was to, I'd probably choose a shotgun!

(Sorry, couldn't resist...!)

**Eujeankilt** · 25th July 06, 06:30 PM

Guess I'm the first oddball. After the hot tub and shower, it's -

kilt, belt, shirt, socks/hose/sandals, shoes, keys on belt. The sporran goes on on the way out the door after breakfast.

Dale

**cloves** · 26th July 06, 08:45 PM

get up, then shower
underwear
shirt
socks
have breakfast
wander around the house like until just before I have to leave for work
then kilt and belt
boots

**highlandcelt** · 26th July 06, 09:49 PM

I start off with the First 3 S's.
Then:

1) Hose/socks go on
2) Shod myself with hiking boots or goth style "Skull Krusher" boots (3 inch thick soles), depending on my look for the day
3) Put on shirt according to my style of dress for the day
4) Wrap kilt about my ****
5) Fasten an appropriate belt about my girth, usually black, with either black or silver pyramid shaped studs on the belt in 3 rows
6) STRONG hair gel in my hair and spiked, or a solid black Glengary with a Clan Baird clan crest pin on the hat
I don't have a sporan yet, so, that's moot.
7) A nice single malt shot or a cold black n tan in my gob!
8) Repeat 7
9) Repeat 8
10) Repeat 9
11) etc, ditto, so on and so forth!

**Pour1Malt** · 27th July 06, 01:14 AM

shirt

kilt

hose scoonched doon

boots

belt

sporran

kilt flask (sometimes)

sporran flask (sometimes)

hose flask (sometimes)

**Bob C** · 27th July 06, 01:55 AM

Shirt
Hose
Flashes (if the hose are up)
Shoes (boots, etc.)
Kilt (kilt pin already in place)
Belt
Sporran
Waistcoat (if the occasion calls for it)
Jacket (see above)
Fly Plaid & Brooch (once again, if the occasion calls for it)
Sgian dubh is always last. My little signal to myself that I am ready to go. Obviously, it's only when the hose are up and the situation allows.

**Kilted KT** · 27th July 06, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

shirt

kilt

hose scoonched doon

boots

belt

sporran

kilt flask (sometimes)

sporran flask (sometimes)

hose flask (sometimes)

you forgot the wineskin and piper's flask...

**Pour1Malt** · 28th July 06, 03:22 AM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

you forgot the wineskin and piper's flask...

ai've always been tempted tae convert a set o' pipes intae a giant flask.....

**Retro Red** · 25th July 06, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsheal

I haven't kilt myself yet, but if I was to, I'd probably choose a shotgun!

(Sorry, couldn't resist...!)

Guess I have the same warped sense of humor 'cuz I was thinkin' something similar! Maybe it's because I'm Clan Donnachaidh, too. Virtutis Gloria Merces!