How do you kilt yourself?

[MacSimoin]

I haven't kilt myself yet, but if I was to, I'd probably choose a shotgun!

(Sorry, couldn't resist...!)

Funny stuff! There's one in every crowd!

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Usually:

Underwear (optional)
shirt
hose
Flashes (if worn)
shoes/boots
kilt
belt
sporran (if needed)

And does anyone else regularly get kilted in a public place? I work out 2-3 days a week in the mornings, and so I end up getting ready at the YMCA. I have to believe that some people think I am an idiot when they see me sitting down with underwear and shirt already on and putting on those long hose and tying up those heavy boots, when I don't have any pants on yet!

[Jimmy the Celt]

I've only been kilted for three days now, but in this heat . . .

1) Tea - Fine Irish Breakfast or English High Grown from Specialteas.
www.specialteas.com

2) Shower - since I hate to shave, I've taken to using a Wahl beard trimmer with a stubble attatchment, unless I must be clean shaven.

3) T-shirt - plain black or brown (green "Made in Ireland" t-shirt yesterday)

4a) Kilt
4b) Belt
4c) The Amerikilt has a detachable "sporran" but When my Rob Roy arrives, I doubt I'll use the AK sporran any more.