Oh, my gosh.

I keep telling my "assistant,"--the guy who usually types these posts and has, for some reason, foresworn even sewing on buttons despite the fact that he's made curtains and duvet covers--that he can make a kilt if he applies himself. I show him this stuff, and he says, "Everyone should do what they do best." I point out that he usually does nothing, and he retorts, "Q.E.D."

That's one impressive piece o'work, O'Neille (and one impressive piece o'furniture)!

Regards,
Rex in Cincinnati.