Ah -

1)kill alarm
2)kill other alarm
3)find sarong
4)wander downstairs to make tea
5)look for clothes downstairs - put some on, if apt, or take upstairs for later
6)go downstairs to find where I left the tea
7)select belt and add more clothes to self if appropriate, drink tea, put on kilt
8)look for something to put on feet, hopefully in pairs
9)consider total effect, tweek as necessary.
10)carry mug downstairs to wash up, the day officially begins.