I wish to correct Phil's statement about why I was arrested by the 42nd Highlanders. It was for stealing Sheep, Cows and Wenching. My brave liege man (Hank Dickie) defended me as best he could crying "a Douglas, a Douglas" but finally I was taken away. When given the opportunity to defend myself I questioned my accusers and found that none could truthfully say they had not committed the same offences. So, they allowed me to go free. I hope this sets the record straight. Look out world I'm back!:rolleyes:

It was a wonderful day, now where are those damn sheep?