Alternate method to putting on kilt.
(1) Put on shirt
(2) Put on underwear (optional)
(3) Put on socks and shoes
(4) Go online and buy a Stillwater Kilt
(5) Stand outside mailbox 10 minutes later (holding your kilt belt)
(6) Stillwater kilt materializes around your waist
(7) Put on belt and head on your merry way
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