Tsk, tsk, Todd. How many times do you have to be told that the practice wearing a single, tartan kilt to honor your forebears doesn't count?

Nae mair than a wee reveler, air ye? Gae oan wey it, ye oanly wear th' plaidie whaur ye're goan tae be hae'in' a pairty. Yer ain o' th' laddies fae th' ruckus doon th' way, Ah ken who ye air. Nae doot blooter'd fae aw the revelin' ye've been oop tae. Ye need aboot a hunnert air twa mair plaidies in yer cupboard, then Ah'll noo yer fer real.