dont ask how I know these tips :rolleyes: but if you do go kilted, and DO go reg.

1: make sure you put your belt through the belt loops...that way you can unbuckle it and not lose it, also you can slide your sporan to one side and it wont be in the way
2: if you do go reg. LET THE DANCER KNOW BEFORE THE DANCE!!!!!
it could be a good thing to let them know before, course it can be a bad thing if they find out on their own......bad = 86'ed

3: use the old "are your hands cold ?" line if she asks about whats underneath.......you'd be suprised how many of them will blush at that! I NEVER get tired of it
4: have fun and make sure the groom gets alot of attention!! when the girls come to you enjoy their company , but then direct them to the groom and say somthing to the effect that you want HIM to have a real good time because if HE'S having a good time then you would feel so guilty about enjoying the dancers company..........I've been friends with a few strippers in my day( my day meaning before i was married ) if you make it about having fun , and not about whats behind the g-string then they will be more relaxed and end up having fun too !!!
good luck and GO KILTED!!!!!