In honor of how cool you look Hamish in your new snake skin kilt...

The Snake Skin Kilt Medley

(a'la Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake")

“He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
Check out those kilted thighs!
He's a kilted boy at play
But Hamish don't play by rules
Oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no”

(a'la Duran Duran's "Union of the Snake")

“Hamish’s forum post was there
I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line between style
and madness
And I think it's about to break

In my mind’s eye I can see those pleats - Oh Ohhhhh Oh!
Voices of my overdrawn credit cards saying “No Noooo No!”
The kilt of the Snake is online!
Moving up it's gonna race it's gonna break
Through my credit line”

(a'la The Church's "Reptile")

"You are kilted now, you’ve been set free.
With your snakeskin kilt, jealousy is poisoning me
With your too cool style.
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Like a kilted reptile.”



Cheers