kilt lifters

[GlassMan]

Being handicapped and walking with a cane, I have found a new and wonderful way of dealing with kilt-lifters and it was discovered quite by accident.

The last attempted lift (from behind) actually knocked me off balance because I was hobbling along at the time. The unexpected tug from behind while I was leaning against my cane and my bad leg ended up making me fall down. Thankfully when I fell the kilt landed in such a way as to preserve my privacy, but everyone nearby expressed extreme shock and the offending female was extremely embarassed because it now looked to all nearby that she had just attempted to assault a handicapped person! Then when she tried to explain that she was only attempting to see what was under my kilt it made the person who was helping me stand up comment that she was also a pervert. She definitely learned a lesson that day!

Now I just need to make sure that I fall down with my kilt in place!

[Rex_Tremende]

Now I just need to make sure that I fall down with my kilt in place!

...while you swing that cane around to "accidentally" make firm contact with the offender's shins.



Regards,
Rex in Cincinnati

P.S. What are you doing posting here? Don't have have a wedding to plan?

[Andrew Green]

GlassMan:
Did she have the courtesy to apologize to you? Did she help you get back up? I see that as eceptionally rude to someone who ha mobility issues. It's rude in the first place, but that just takes the cake.