Another Unexpected Kilting Hazard

**Graham** · 3rd October 06, 07:18 PM

Ah, but I bet it was a very fine 'swish'!

**Blu (Ontario)** · 3rd October 06, 07:21 PM

You're lucky it wasn't a locking filing cabinet!

**Mark Keeney** · 3rd October 06, 08:05 PM

Pretty bad when a piece of office furniture gives you a kilt check. Can you get compensated for harrassment from a file cabinet? :rolleyes:

**Kilted KT** · 3rd October 06, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Mark Keney

Pretty bad when a piece of office furniture gives you a kilt check. Can you get compensated for harrassment from a file cabinet? :rolleyes:

Yes...the corporate lawyer agrees to settle out of court.

He then directs you to a door leading out of his office.

He opens the door for you, and before you is standing the very filing cabinet in question....with a new 35 inch baseball bat leaning against it.

oh, did I forget to mention that there was a sign taped to the front of the cabinet?

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

**Mark Keeney** · 3rd October 06, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

Thanks, I had a good laugh with this one.

**davedove** · 4th October 06, 04:38 AM

Since the kilt wasn't damaged, just chalk it up to one of life's ways to keep you humble.

**mbhandy** · 4th October 06, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

Since the kilt wasn't damaged, just chalk it up to one of life's ways to keep you humble.

Hear Hear

MrBill

**switchblade5984** · 4th October 06, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

Yes...the corporate lawyer agrees to settle out of court.

He then directs you to a door leading out of his office.

He opens the door for you, and before you is standing the very filing cabinet in question....with a new 35 inch baseball bat leaning against it.

oh, did I forget to mention that there was a sign taped to the front of the cabinet?

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

yet another reason to not drink and read!

**Frank McGrath** · 4th October 06, 06:48 PM

Hey..Hey.. Hey! Is someone here badmouthing the file cabinet? Not on thsis forum! File cabinets are our friends. Where would you keep the cookies and the doughnuts that you hide from the others in the office?

Oh, you dont keep the good stuff in the cabinet? Only files you say? oh, nevermind.........