this is a classic..
i have really enjoyed this one.
harking back to my nude cruise eastern carrib, ( i know , i know..it's getting old and i love to brag..) every time some one asked, i showed them, it was a nude cruise....so?..
i met the prettiest girls...(sigh)
anywhere else, if they ask, i ask them if their hands are warm..
i think it's a flirting thing, be creative..
at a wedding, the gal i was dancing with, put her hand up it..
i was happy, she was happy..
she was surprised at how happy i was...( i will NEVER wear a sporran in front at a dance again!!) she had it high enough for all the girls to see... they looked, it may have been planned, at my age...it's safer for me than buying a chopper..
as for being harrassed... i think a biting chide, hurts a guy harder than any blow, and if his retort falls short, ( and it will) you WIN!!!
and no blood, if one goes where there is booze...( god bless you...) you had better be aware, SOMETHING will be said , or happen..
if you aren't intelligent enough to know that, you won't be mentaly ready with a proper come back..
if you are drunk too, a simple shout of "Armaugh ! " or Scotland forever, before you go beserk..will allow you to go down in history..
try NOT to fall down, try not to get in a fight, try to at least get her name..
ask the guys where their mommy is..
and, hey, i think i married a hairy tall butch nordic...
( they can never be too tall....lol)