Argh!!! customs

Sometimes it seems I'm on their most wanted list

Ah well...it's fun to be a smuggler...learned some tricks by trial and error.

Kilts become skirts, sporrans are bags, kiltpins are just pins, books are manuals...anything but "interesting" names...funny names tend to wake them up.

Most hilarious encounter:

I build Radio Controled big scale tanks...so I sometimes order after market products, like metal tracks, recoil units, smoke generators, photo etched details...and aluminium gun barrels.

Picture what happens when a customs officer sees a package with "gun barrel" on it...

When I finally got it...the carboard tube package was plastered with stickers and forms from over a dozen security agencies