I've lived in the Baltimore-Washington corridor long enough to know that most people who live south of the Mason-Dixon and east of the Appalachians have NO idea how to drive in snow, let alone prepare for snowfall in general.

I hear there may be snow this weekend in Pittsburgh and I'll be visting my brother. Much to my wife's chagrin (she of the geographic stock listed above), I'm crossing my fingers for my first kilted snowfall.