That is bloody funny, that reminds me, a few years back we used to get the same telemarketers calling our house for a couple weeks straight trying to sell us newspapers. We were getting fed up with all the calls, so the next time they did call my sister told them "we weren't aloud to read the paper, our master lucifer won't let us, but if you want to hang on a minute we could ask him?" . Needless to say we did't get any telemarketers phoning us for about two years or so. I'll have to see if it'll work again.