Quote Originally Posted by corbinj View Post
Yaish I'm with you on this, if yer havin trouble peein' from under a kilt ya musta had a bastard of a time peein outa pants. I have pee'd on a mocker pocket though. That was my very first experience in a store bought kilt, really took the fun out of a brand new kilt. In my defense it was dark where i was peeing, and I was tired from shoveling coal into the furnaces of hell, where our father had sold us as slaves, for single malt whiskey.
Quote Originally Posted by shultz
The revival of this thread reminded me of a little experiment I used to perform when I was in college.

Keep in mind I'm 6'5" and about 240#

I would walk into a public bathroom and, if it was crowded, walk up to the urinal, get really close and drop my pants and boxers all the way down to my ankles and stand there like a 5 year-old with my hands on my hips and do my business.

You'd be surprised how many people literally stop what they're doing and watch.
I neither brought my beer back through my nose twice reading this thread!