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30th November 06, 11:19 AM
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 Originally Posted by Tartan Hiker
Yikes, MacWage. I'd think carefully before strapping a sheep to my nether region. There are many out there that have heard the old joke...
"Why do Scots wear a kilt?"
"Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
Bill
EXACTLY why I thinks it's funny . . .
A more full description:
Overall: 7 inches (w) by 8 inches (h)
Head on top of sporran (facing forward) 3 (h) by 4 (w)
just to the lower left and right of head are the upper/front legs (3 by 1.5)
at bottom corners-> stump lower/rear legs-> feet bottoms forward (2 w by 1 deep/long)
It is a long haired sheep.
Highlander+ 1 Sheep= shepherd
Highlander+ 2 sheep= entrepreneur (Sheep breeder, but ambiguous)
Highlander+ 3 sheep= PIMP!
(a sheep is MUCH more people appropriate than the elephant :eek: I could have gotten:rolleyes: )
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