I use the line, I'm an old man and I can do as I please. And I've outgrown my jeans.

I too, have left instructions for my passing. If any one at all shows up for the barbeque?wake, the better have on shorts or a kilt. Those wearing suits or ties will bew haunted for life. Those drinking wine will be sickened, and if any masons show up in tuxes, wee heaven help them.