My stance on improper and/or vulgar language has always included a clause for intent/context... I find nothing offensive in your sig line cloves... However, if you called my wife that... well, that wouldn't be pretty as she can get pretty catty when she gets called that (don't ask how I know)... But, heck, if you can't call yourself that (or the thin woman inside you at any rate)... then what has this world come to?