I regret that the given timescale can't be met Ham as the weather is atrocious and I need a willing volunteer behind a camera to capture the right moment of full Hamishing

But it's definitely on my list as I want to do a photoshoot of my expanding kollection anyway.

There have been musicals on some very interesting subjects so if we can get Sondheim or Lloyd-Webber we could be on to a blockbuster!

And several possible titles too like:

Hamish Get Your Kilt
Seventy kilts for one Hamish
My Fair Hamish
Brigastorrington

amongst many others!

My turn for that darkened room...