New T-Shirt---help me with the phrasing?

[Kid Cossack]

Kilted Knight---I like that one too.

[wsk]

Here is the second post I've made today that harkens back to my Navy days. What's with that?

In the Navy - and also in the other services? - when someone addresses an enlisted man as Sir, a common reply is: "You don't need to call me Sir. I put my pants on one leg at a time."

[Sir Robert]

That is "Don't call me sir, I work for a living!"

How about: "If you don't wear a kilt, you aren't a man."

[Kid Cossack]

I fear that I am, to a real degree, a multiculturalist. I think that there are many ways to skin the proverbial cat. And I kind of like the fact that I'm a small minority, wearing a kilt. I don't think you're not a man if you don't wear a kilt . . . but I think you're a man and a half if you do!

[Warlock]

How about:

"Everybody puts their pants on one leg at a time, and are constricted.
KILTS, FEEL THE FREEDOM!"

[Kid Cossack]

What about this one?

"Most people put their pants on one leg at a time.

I don't have that problem."

[McMurdo]

What about this one?

"Most people put their pants on one leg at a time.

I don't have that problem."

I like that one.

[McClef]

Donald waur's yer kilt?

[michael steinrok]

Not to hi-jack your thread but my tee shirt reads;

"My wife wears the pants in our family...but I take them off!"

Chris.

That is funny too

[beowulf67]

Speaking of.... what did the German police officer say to his chest?

You are unter avest!

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to wipe coffee from my monitor this morning!