HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Now that's a GREAT story!


Quote Originally Posted by Derek View Post
They always leave me to fend for myself
This reminded me of something kind of unrelated. I haven't had too many 'bad experiences' wearing the kilt. Not any where my wife has had the oppurtunity or need to chime in. BUT, we were in a Chili's one night and this couple (about our age) were squeezing through the packed room. They passed us and apparently (I actually didn't see it) the guy made quite the production through facial expressions about my stretched ear lobes. I guess he wanted his lady to take a gander as well. She apparently was embarrassed and wouldn't look although he kept pointing and making faces behind me as I sat and ate. Nikki was watching all this and talking to me, not letting on to what was going on. Now, she is one of the NICEST people and almost a push over at times. But, I guess she had enough because in mid-sentence she pauses, sticks her hand up giving the most agressive "bird" and "F#$% OFF!" I've ever seen a lady produce. !!! I couldn't believe it. Stunned, I turned to see what she wash lashing at. THe guy (and gal) were red faced and headed for the door. Nikki had to fill me in after-the-fact.