There was once a might king of Fiji that liked to collect thrones of all shapes and sizes. Over the years, his collection grew and grew and finally there were just to many for his hut. So he ordered that a massive hut be built, with two stories, a grand stair case, and a massive gallery to store his thrones.

When the hut was finished, he moved all of his thrones in, and that night, he settled in to bed. In the middle of the night, the hut collapsed, killing him.

The moral of the story is, people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.