Boring

**Big Dave** · 16th February 07, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Splash_4

Or you might have to switch to a min-kilt? No, that is just wrong.... Never mind.

I almost spat my drink on the computer.

**Hamish** · 16th February 07, 06:10 PM

Oh, tell me about it, Ron!!!!

There's one thing I will not do, however, and that is revert to pants (trousers) ........... for one thing, with four more kilts currently on order, I cannot afford to buy any!!

**The Wizard of BC** · 16th February 07, 06:29 PM

Ron,

Can I interest you in a Saran Wrap Kilt?

Now if that won't get people in Page talking nothing will. Of course they will only be talking about you, not to you. Then again, SHE may finally notice you and strike up a conversation. Then you will need one of my t-shirts - I'M UP HERE!

**Riverkilt** · 16th February 07, 06:36 PM

Jeez Steve...what's the city of Page ever done to you to deserve such punishment from me??

Riots in the streets and people run screaming in terror....

Ron