I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

This whole thread... Thinking about it makes me ache. I might not be the most gifted man, hell, I don't know if the water is cold or deep, but the man upstairs gifted me with some exceptionally large jewels in my sporran.

I couldn't dress to the left or to the right with off the shelf jeans. I had to hang one off to each side, which led to all kinds of hurt, chaffing, pain, rubbing, cutting, pain pain PAIN.

Kilts are so much kinder to the anatomy.