Steve, I need a vacation.

Are you the keeper of the guest list, with advance reservations required? Or do we just show up and crash this party?

My passport application was turned in two days ago - only six to eight weeks left now.

Do we need an entirely different kilt outfit for each day? Or just one kilt for the entire weekend? (Oh, wait... what to wear after falling down in the gutters? )

This is gonna be fun!