*Groan* 
OK here are a couple more:
The response of the lady monocle to the gentleman monocle when he proposed marriage:
"What? And have us make a spectacle of ourselves?"
And the reporter at Ford's Theater:
"Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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