Oh you must have zecadas too.
30-year cicadas. They love the pipes. I'll be outdoors piping, and suddenly, SMACK! I've got a 3" bug crawling up my forehead. I've finished a tune with four or five of them crawling on me...quite distracting (but not quite as distracting as the time I was piping "Flowers of the Forest" for a big military funeral, took a breath, and inhaled and swallowed a bug. Suddenly, The Lament was a very long tune indeed).

The palmetto bugs (giant flying cockroaches) around here are so big they have navigation and landing lights.