Quote Originally Posted by Dreadbelly View Post
Maybe.

I live in a building full of OLD people. Many are retired seniors. They like pastels.

One of my neighbors INSISTS I would look positively dashing in a robin's egg blue kilt and a nice buttercup yellow shirt. *BLAAAARGH*

People seem to think I look like I am wearing a kilt made by UPS or something. I got that a couple times today, several times at the hospital. This kilt has received quite a few questions on its first day of wear.

In the waiting room at our doctor's office, a guy asked, "That's a kilt right?" He and his wife were there for fertility issues... He had lazy sperm. One of the nurses behind the desk heard our conversation and chimed in "If you wore a kilt it might improve your chances!" A doctor reading a chart stopped what she was doing and started talking about how more guys should wear kilts and maybe sperm counts wouldn't be so low. I don't know how these things happen. One of the guys mumbled that he didn't want to look nancy wearing a skirt... And the guy sitting next to him said "Shut up. It is no worse than looking nancy for sitting in a fertility clinic because you can't perform."

A productive conversation actually came out of this, just like the last visit to the clinic... The nurses and the doctors keep pointing me out and using me as an example for what men can do for male health.
That is just too funny! I'm still laughing!

I can see it now ... Do you have lazy sperm? You can spend thousands of dollars with specialists or you can wear a kilt, it's your choice.