Reminds me of a buddy in the Corps who was pulled over for DUI as he was heading to the ATM before going to McD's on base. After they graciously said he could go back to the barracks and sleep it off (knowing he was over the limit), he says "Since I'm here, do you mind if I hit the ATM first?" He was so laid back about everything if he didn't move every now and then you'd think he was dead.

Wow, my friends are something else,

I remember another time when a Buddy lost the CO's Hummer in the ocean. I think he's still having his wages garnished for that one